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May 30

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So apparently Jake Abel had quite the adventure this afternoon…

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There’s a special place in hell for people who don’t close your door when they leave the room when your door was originally closed!

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Great Quotes:

• Shakespeare: "Never play with the feelings of others because you may win the game but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for a lifetime.
• Napoleon: "The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people, but because of the silence of good people.
• Einstein: "I am thankful to all those who said NO to me, because of them I did it myself"
• Mahatma Gandhi: "The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong"
• Dr. Seuss: "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."

FACT: You should never make eye contact with a Pansexual whilst they are cooking. They see it as a challenge for the possession of their favorite pan and may attack.

If you present them with a new pan they will attack more fiercely, often beating you with your intended peace offering. This is because the cookware does not smell like their own, and probably doesn’t have enough glitter coating the inside.

I have never laughed harder. This is indeed a clearly one hundred percent true fact.

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