dragonseatgrass
strangelfreak:

"I’m fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in."

strangelfreak:

"I’m fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in."

I hear some of you complaining “women always say they want a nice guy.” I know lots of women — I’m even related to a few — and I can’t say I’ve ever heard any of them say that. I can’t prove it, but this sounds like one of those things stand-up comedians say about women and everyone else just repeats. I’ve also never known a woman who cries when she breaks a nail — although I’ve known a few who swear like a 15-year-old sailor in jail — and I’ve never had a woman ask me if her outfit made her look fat unless she actually wanted and subsequently appreciated my opinion. So either I’ve stumbled upon a secret trove of women who aren’t passive-aggressive sob machines, or you need to stop mistaking Dane Cook routines for peer-reviewed sociological studies.
nevver:

Penguin
geekymerch:

(via TwoSided Lord of the Rings Gone to Mordor Door Hanger by AdLeones)

voyagerismycollective:

Tuvok basically spends this entire episode just reminding Chakotay he knows Janeway better than him and it’s kind of great.

fefarielle:

pillory:

tinypuffer:

dwarf puffer eating redworm which is his favorite food.

but it looks like he is blowing one of the party horns tho


u go lil fish

fefarielle:

pillory:

tinypuffer:

dwarf puffer eating redworm which is his favorite food.

but it looks like he is blowing one of the party horns tho

u go lil fish

pattroughton:

Interview with Patrick Troughton [x]

bandpun:

ive had this joke up my sleeve since november

bandpun:

ive had this joke up my sleeve since november

karenfelloutofbedagain:

thank god